This one is dedicated to all those lucky people who have more head than hair! I have composed a few one-line appreciations for you all
Jaan jaane se darr nahi lagta sahib, baal jaane se lagta hai
Baal vivah is what you need, baal a bit more importantly then vivah to satisfy your lust
Baal vivah is what you need, marry some hair, its a "saat janmo ka bandhan"
When you kneel down to propose, she has to put on her shades
You wish you could produce more baal than bachhe
The only transplant available is not a viable option
Use fevicol instead of hair-oil, mazboot jod hai, tootega nahi
Batra's is your favourite medication
You wonder why isn't the lack of hair at some place below
There's a new term on the block, "hair-fetish"
There's a mirror traveling with you, but one which you yourself cannot use
The place is not fertile, and hence a turnoff
Experience is the comb which god has given you
You wonder why people complain about grey hair
What's the difference between a king a bald man: a king has a heir apparent, a bald man has no hair apparent
People can see whats on your mind, coz there's nothing to cover that
A shower can get you brain-washed
There's no story which is hair-raising for you
You are proud of your "aerodynamic shape"
You wonder what a hairline fracture is
But you can still get Steffi Graf
